Anthony "The Tax Man" Qualifies for Summer Slam During Friday August 17 FNM

Congratulations to Anthony "The Tax Man" for winning tonight's Modern FNM going 3-0 and Qualifying for Summer Slam!
He had a few words to say after the event was over.
Let me tell you how it will be.
There's one for you, nineteen for me.
Should five percent appear too small.
Be thankful I don't take it all!!!
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street.
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat.
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.
Don't ask me what I want it for... 
If you don't want to pay some more!!
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Death and Taxes are life's Guarantee
Summer slam has no Grim Reaper, but The Tax man there Will be!
Powerfull Words from a Powerful man,
Only 4 slots Remain for Summer Slam!